Who the Eff we are

We are a startup, with a passion of helping people with their computers.

Our technicians specialize in computers, OS installs, quick repairs, and simple data recovery.

We can also help you setup your domain and website!

This includes replacing Ram, Hard Drives, SSDs, Power Supplies, or anything else that you may ask. We will not repair water cooling, but we will change you to a good air cooler for your processor.

We can bring your computer back to life by installing Chrome OS, and offer Windows installations. If you want Linux, you need to install that yourself. We can try Steam OS if your hardware is compatible ( Yes its linux but different okay)

If you need to get your computer ready for gaming, we can suggest upgrades to your current PC, or send you a link to a good deal in your price range.

We can do custom pricing to help you get VR ready. If you need help streaming from your PC to your VR. (Steam Focused)

All the prices listing below are subject to change. We just need something to go with, and something for you to expect.

Our general hourly rate is 40 per hour.

Our pricing will be 40 bucks for the retrieval of your information from an old computer, reduced to 10 bucks if we can take your old hardware to recycle it.

It is 20 bucks if we came out and couldn’t retrieve data. reduced to 10 dollars if you allow us to recycle your old equipment.

Its 10 bucks to do a HIPAA compliant data wipe, reduced to nothing if we keep the equipment. A wipe certificate will be sent via email.

We could request more money for a bigger job, AKA a bunch of data, but in general the above is true.

‍ Pricing would be 40 bucks for a proper diagnosis and any work that can be done within the first hour. This includes Virus/Malware, OS reinstalls, and fixing hardware problems. If we have to purchase anything to fix it like RAM or other computer parts, we will have to charge, unfortunately. (Or if we have donated parts to use, that would help make it cheaper)

It will be an additional 10 bucks to install Chrome OS (Mainly used for web browsing)

A Windows install will run you 80 plus the price of the product key.

Processor Changes can be anywhere from $20 to $100 depending on the processor, plus the price of the processor.

By recycle I mean possibly sell the parts on eBay, if its new enough, donate it to someone else. And if I like it enough, just keep it around. Actually throwing it away would be a last resort. Technology ages like cars now. Some people should drive Cars that are new or barely used, but there are a few people that like to drive the old stuff, and that old stuff works just fine.

We wouldn’t mind actually making some money off of our services, you know.

We aren’t here to eff you.